My colleague is a bitch.

Aye people.
That bitch tried to make up evidence so as to incriminate me falsely today. She is a real bitch. That day she tried to steal my handphone. Today, she tried to frame me.
This bitch advertently put her handphone is my bag and tell the rest her handphone goes missing. She the purest bitch ever. I am lazy to go into details. Ask me when you see me.
Yes, I'm quitting. I cannot stand the calculative people there. Especially the bitch. She has bad-breath, real bad. Every now and then I have to phone Dingxuan and sometimes Juvena to complain about my work.
All this time the bitch will be chanting : "My boyfriend is coming to fetch me after work.", "My ex boyfriend drives a car", "Oh, another one has two mini cooper", "My boyfriend bought me clothes", "My boyfriend very dote on me.", "My boyfriend...", ... ...

YAH LAH YAH LAH ! YOUR BOYFRIEND CAN EAT ONE LAH !
THAT PUA CHEE-BYE.*Pardon me
Really, I cannot stand her anymore. She is more than an extreme irritant. She is more irritating than Dingxuan and Beverly when they combine forces. Now you know the level the bitch had attained ?
I swear I'll slap her if she irritate me again. I really cannot stand her. I am not being mean, but she is ugly, pear-shaped, really short and shapeless, brainless and calculative.
My veins really going to explode.

Not only work is irritating me. A lot of things are killing me indirectly.
I really need too cool myself down...
I'm heading for the ice...