Emotional bum cheered up !

I was being a total emotional bum yesterday, and today Friendster's bulletin cracked me up again ! I was so amused and I was laughing like a choked hyena. It is damn fucking funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !


THERE ONCE WAS A BOY
WHO HAD A CRUSH ON A GURL
WHO WAS 15
BUT HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO
SO HE SAIDSHOULD I TALK TO HER
OR SHOULD I JUST KISS HER
BUT THEN HE DECIDED TO TALK TO HER
SO THEY TALKED

BOY-HI
GURL-HI
BOY-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GURL-NOTHING
BOY-DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND
GURL-NO
BOY-DO YOU WANT ONE
GURL-HE HAS TO BE NICE AND SWEET AND NOT SHADY
BOY-DO YOU LIKE ME
GURL-NOT REALLY
BOY-OHH OK
GURL-ARE YOU MAD
BOY-NO
GURL-OK

THEN HE LEFT
AND WENT HOME
AND FOUND A GUN IN HIS DADS DRAWER
THEN BEFORE HE DIED HE SAID"GOD LET ME DIE FAST AND EASY"
THEN HE HEARD A VOICE THAT SOUNDED LIKE GOD

GOD-DONT DO IT IT IS NOT WORTH IT
BOY-YES IT IS SHE DOESNT LOVE ME
GOD-YES SHE DOES

BOY DROPS THE GUN AND SAYS "HOW DO YOU KNOW"
GOD-BECAUSE IM GOD
AND FADED AWAY

BUT THE BOY DID NOT BELIEVE IT
SO HE PICKED UP THE GUN AND HEARD A VOICE AGAIN AND SAID STOP LYING TO ME AND SHOT THE GUN AT THE VOICE
BUT WEN HE LOOKED HE SAW THE GURL OF HIS DREAMS DEAD
HE HAD KILLED THE GURL
THE GURL HAD CAME TO HIS HOUSE TO TELL HIM
THAT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WIT HIM
AND HE SAID HOW...HOW...HOWCOU...COUL....COULD...I ,baby im sorry

AND THEN HIS DAD CAME IN AND SAID "WHATHAPPENED"AND THE BOY SAIDI...I...KILEED...HERTHEN THE BOY PICKED UP THE GUN AND KILLED HIMSELF

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU WOULD DIE FOR THEM THEN REPOST THIS SAYING " , baby im sorry" AND YOUR LOVE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE

P.S DONT IGNORE THIS



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
I have to admit SMOSH mentioned in Dingxuan's blog really sent me laughing so hard yesterday night. But seriously, when I am really down, Singaporean idiocies always do a better job to cheer me up.

To Lourdes: I am really laughing like a curtain now.